FACEBOOK STATUS(PART 2)

In hell...
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eks hell
in hell
eks hell

iksarsays ba,
para somegla!!!!

I'm thinking if I should change all my passwords to “incorrect” .. so that if I forgot it .. the computer will just tell me .. " Your password is incorrect! "

if you love me, [ c o m m e n t . ]
if you think I'm a good friend, [ l i k e . ]
if you hate me, [ m e s s a g e , & t e l l . m e . w h y. ]
if you ever had a crush on me, be honest, [ p o k e . ]


do you Wonder why the symbol of love is < 3 ?
That is because love is less than 3 and has no space for 3rd party


..did a lot of nothing yesterday, but i didn't finish, so i'm going to do it again today!

Ano ang Crush?
yan yung taong madaling titigan pero mahirap lapitan. Ü

Girl: san ka galing ?
Boy: i had an x-ray today .
Girl: oh? tapos anong resulta ?
Boy: they found you in my heart , sabi nga ng Doctor , they couldn’t take you out.
Girl: bkit naman ?
Boy: `coz I’ll die without you . ♥ 

I'm going to change my name on facebook to 'NOBODY' so that anytime I see any boring status I will 'LIKE' it. It'll say 'NOBODY LIKES THIS'.

Boob is the perfect word. Yung B para sa top view. Yung 2 o's parang front view. At yung maliit na b ay para sa sideview. Pansin mo ba? ehehehehe

After reading this sentence. You will realize that the the brain doesnt recognize the second 'the' 

Did YOU know that I really love the 2nd word of this question?

PARA SA MGA WALANG MAGAWA: TRY NIO
1. Turn on Google Maps (maps.google.com)
2. Search for 47.110579,9.227568
3. Find the green arrow, then click more.. then Street View
4. Look up 2x and look to the left 2x. Spot something in the sky....

Kung PLDT ang nakaisip ng TELEsulit, TELEtipid, TELEbabad, etc.
Sila rin ba ang nakaisip ng TELEtubbies??
kasi tignan mo:

P - Po
L - LaLa
D - Dipsy
T - Tinky Winky
HAHAHA BAKA NGA SILA.

Boy: Mahal kita. Mahal mo ba ko? Text back.
Girl: BACK. 

Hindi porket hindi na kita pinapansin, hindi ka na mahalaga,
Mahirap lang talagang pumapel sa buhay ng taong masaya na.

Astig STATUS!

''gusto kong umutot pero tae lumabas''

"member ka ba ng SMP?

SMP= Samahan ng madudumi ang pusod.."

"Is single and i want you to change this"

Bakit pa kelangang pag.aralan ang history?
diba past is past?

*hinding hindi na ako magsasalita ng english!! NEVER!!

Question of the day:

why is it that Mario can bust through brick walls but dies when he touches a turtle? 

pangarap kong maging single habang buhay..
at gusto kong mkilala ang taong sisira ng pangarap ko.. 

If you love a taken man/woman, half of it is lies, the other half, lust.... It would just ruin your life and your love.....

Ini-ismall ka ba nila. ? ? ? Wag ka mag alala . .Ini-iBIG naman kita..

Biggest lie ever:

“I have read and agree to the terms of use”

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someone just told me that 'wtf' means 'welcome to facebook'

y o u n e e d s p a c e ?

 

Do u know d meaning of A B C D E F G H.....?_
A boy can do evrything for girls heart... 

Hindi naman magbi-beer house ang mga lalake kung lahat ng babae sumasayaw ng nakahubad......at magaling mag-split. 

Ano mas pipiliin mo, bag ni Dora o bulsa ni Doraemon? 

-Ang KAIBIGAN ay isang mkahulugang salita..dahil..
Paano ang IBIGAN.?...Kung wala KA! 

 dont judge a person by its primary picture.. 


 here is my password ●●●●●●●●●●●● 

To speed up buffering while watching videos, press and hold RIGHT ALT key and then press the F4 key. This will clear your memory cache and will drastically reduce the waiting time.

I LOVE PHOTOS.
and somans, and vevengkas, and falitaws, and safen safens.
yan muna sa ngaun XD 

Aanhin pa ang bato kung
sayo pa lang may tama na ako! 

Bakit si Spiderman, kelangan ng maskara para di makilala pero si Captain Barbell, nag-gel lang, ok na? 

BANAT MESSAGES(part 2)

Girlfriend: Ayaw ko na! I'll return to you
all the things you've given me!
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Boyfriend: Okay then, Let's start with the kisses. :">

Ang pag-ibig ko sa'yo parang TEST PAPER
Nauubos oras ko kakatitig sa'yo, ayan tuloy babagsak na ako.

Pag namatay ako huwag kang pupunta sa burol ko

Dahil baka pag nakita kita, baka tumibok ulit puso ko.

 

Hindi ka naman PERA,

Bakit kapag wala ka.

Naghihirap ako? 

Ang mata ko parang DSLR na nakamanual,

kapag nakikita kasi kita,
blurred na yung iba..

Kung BIKE man tayo.. Handa akong MABANGGA..

Huwag lang tayong mag BREAK!

Banat ng PUSA sa daga:

"kahit kelan, hinding hindi ako mapapagod habulin at hanap hanapin ka,
at pinapangako ko na pag nahuli kita,
hindi na kita pakakawalan pa,
di ko pababayaan na angkinin ka ng iba,
akin ka lang!"


Eto naman banat ng DAGA:

"pakipot man ako Ng maituturing,
pa-hard to get ang acting,
pag ako nakita mo't nahuli,
pangako ko sayo di ka magsisisi,
dahil para sa sarli mong kaligayahan,

Handa aqng harapin si KAMATAYAN!

I love reading the MENU.

because it has ME-N-U

I will write to the stones that I LOVE YOU.
And throw all the stones onto you.
To let you know how it is hurt to love you.

BANAT MESSAGES (part 1)

 

Para kang OATMEAL

why?

COZ YUR GOOD TO MY HEART.

Sana naging kandila ka na lang

Para kapag hinipan kita,

DEAD BALL ka na.

 Pwede ba akong samahan?

SAAN?

Samahan HABANGBUHAY :p

Boy: I did not kiss his girlfriend

I just whispered something in her mouth.

Sana holdaper ka na lang..

ibibigay  ko sa'yo lahat

WAG MO LANG AKONG SAKTAN :D

Ikaw ba ang kadiliman?

Wala na kasi akong nakikitang iba

KAPAG IKAW ANDIYAN KA.

 Virus ka ba?

Kung virus ka man,

di kita hahayaang matanggal

kasi mas nanaisin ko pa masira ang sistema ko kesa

MAWALA KA

 I don't have my number.

CAN I HAVE YOURS? 

 Mahilig ka bang magluto ng pancit canton?

Kasi kapag kasama kita,

feel ko 'LUCKY ME"

Noong minahal kita,

talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA.

I CAN'T MOVE ON!

Sa sobrang dami ng cheesy lines ngayon,

wala na akong maisip na iba.

Ikaw na lang nasa isip ko.