Facebook Status Part 4

Be strong now because things will get better. 
It may be stormy now, but it can’t rain forever.

Sa akin ka nga nakahawak. Sa kanya ka naman nakatingin.” 
— Mouse.  (Nagseselos sa monitor)

Sana ang LOVE parang traffic light din, para malaman natin kung we should GO for it, WAIT for it or STOP for it. To avoid HEART ACCIDENT.


"Ang PANLILIGAW ay parang Telepono yan.
pag matagal mo sasagutin. NAWAWALA."

Ang love parang pagsakay sa JEEP,
Hindi lahat nasusuklian kaya wag kang magbigay ng BUO.

Ang taong mahal mo, masarap titigan kahit pa sa malayuan.
Pero kapag sa malapitan, ang sarap HALIKAN


Ang TSISMIS ay parang usok ng sigarilyo.
Sa bawat buga mo, may MAKAKALANGHAP nito..

Magaling ka bang magbilang?
Sige nga, ano ang susunod sa I LOVE YOU ONE?.

Cool lang ako pag wala ka.
I mean, "KULANG AKO" pag wala ka.

 

Ang pag-ibig, di dapat hinahalintulad sa tetris o sa kahit na anong klase ng laro. Kasi kahit na sabihin mong sineseryoso mo, nilalaro mo pa rin ito.

Ang pag-ibig parang computer virus.
Sinisira lahat ng pinaghirapan mo.

Ang tunay na babae ay 'yung NILILIGAWAN.
Hindi 'yung nagiging GIRLFRIEND lang pagkatapos ng INUMAN.

Ang love parang cellphone na nahulog sa toilet bowl.
Makukuha mo pag may lakas ka ng loob.

Ang LOVE.. walang bulag, pipi at bingi.
Pero TANGA, marami.

Aanhin mo pa ang iyong SEXY body.
Kung mukha mo lang naman ang makikita sa ID.

Kasing lakas ba ng ALAK ang TAMA mo sa kanya?
Wag kang mag-alala, darating din ang araw na ISUSUKA mo siya

Wag mo ng itanong kung bakit ako nabalian ng BUTO.
Malamang nung nahulog ako, HINDI MO AKO SINALO.

  

Kapag hindi na nagpaparamdan ang taong mahal mo,

baka patay na.
PATAY na PATAY na sa iba!

 

SAYINGS

We are a good LAWYER for our own mistakes,
and a very good JUDGE for other's mistakes. >.<

"There are two types of those who seek for the TRUTH.
The ones who look for PROOFS and the ones that look for the MEANINGS."

Everyone thinks of changing the world.
but no one thinks about changing themselves.

"Ang DOG , kahit baliktarin mo ang spelling still , MAN'S BEST FRIEND."
#GOD

It's not wrong to give up and cry when you cannot take the pain already.
Remember, even clouds cry when they cannot carry the rain anymore.

"A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker. "
-Siddhartha Gautama Buddha

"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."

"Wherever you go, whatever life brings you.. Always and never forget to have perseverance in everything you do, success await for those people who are willful.."
-zero-

"Sometimes, we have to swim against the current because only dead fishes go with the flow".

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling.
-Claude Peppered


It is better to speak the truth that hurts and then heals, than falsehood that comforts and then kills.
-adrian roger

Facebook Status Part 3

Kung FYI ba, For Your Information agad?
di ba pwedeng, Forever You and I muna ?

 

Ang RESPETO ay parang REGALO
hindi lang puro TANGGAP,
kailangan mo ring MAGBIGAY

Sana signal nalang ako ng cellphone mo.

Para naman pag nawawala ako, gumagawa ka talaga ng paraan para bumalik ako..

BF & GF talking..

 
GF: If na bibigyan ka ng chance na halikan ako, saan mo ko hahalikan?
BF: smiled and answered..
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sa SIMBAHAN.

Kapag sinabihan ka na "PLASTIK" ka, sabihin mo siya naman eh "GOMA" .

Kapag sinunog kayong daLawa, MAS MABAHO SIYA..

 

Ang buhay ko ay parang sirang lapis...POINTLESS

GF: promise me you wont love any other girl after me

BF: dko mai papangako yan .
GF: so may susunod pa pla sakin


BF: ou kamukang kamukang mupa tas tatawagin ka nyang
" MAMA "


 

Girl: Ano ang pangarap mo?
Boy: Gusto ko mapag-isa...
Girl: Suplado!



Boy: Ang puso nating dalawa.

Hindi lahat ng paulit-ulit ay nakakainis. Bakit?



Kapag sinabi ko bang MAHAL NA MAHAL NA MAHAL NA
MAHAL NA MAHAL NA MAHAL kita.
Maiinis ka ba?
Baka nga kiligin ka pa eh!!

Boy: miss magnanakaw ka ba?

Girl: bakit?

Boy: kasi nawala wallet ko! Ikaw lang katabi ko >.<

Anong krimen kaya ang gagawin ko?
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Para ma-KULONG ako sa PUSO MO...

sana hindi ka katulad ng bwan
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para hindi mo ko iwan pag dating ng araw

Kung ILOVEYOU ba apelyido ko ..

Mag lalakas loob ka ba na tawagin ang BUONG PANGALAN KO ??

Hindi porket dalawa ang kamay,
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pwede ka nang humawak ng sabay

IQ TESTS

 IQ TEST

4.  
what is greater than God, more evil than devil.

The poor has it, the rich need it. and if You will eat it, you will die.

ans: Nothing

 

3. 
A man has to get a fox, a chicken, and a sack of corn across a river. He has a rowboat, and it can only carry him and one other thing. If the fox and the chicken are left together, the fox will eat the chicken. If the chicken and the corn is left together, the chicken will eat the corn. How does the man do it?

ans: 1. Carry the chicken across, go back alone
2. Next bring the fox, return with the chicken,
3. Get the sack of corn, then return with the chicken.
4. Leave the chicken, carry the fox, return alone.
5. Finally, carry the chicken.

2.  

Two Fathers, Two sons. They own 21 horses. They decided to divide their horses into equal parts for each one of them. How many horses does each one of them will have?

ans: 7, Grandfather, father, and son.

1.
a fancy restaurant in New York was offering a promotional deal. A married couple could eat at the restaurant for half-price on their anniversary. To prevent scams, the couple would need proof of their wedding date. One Thursday evening, a couple claimed it was their anniversary, but didn't bring any proof. The restaurant manager was called to speak with the couple. When the manager asked to hear about the wedding day, the wife replied with the following: "Oh, it was a wonderful Sunday afternoon, birds were chirping, and flowers were in full bloom." After nearly 10 minutes of ranting, she comes to tell him that today was their 28th wedding anniversary. "How lovely", the manager said, "However, you do not qualify for the discount. Today is not your anniversary, you are a liar". How did the manager know that it wasn't their anniversary?

ans: it's Thursday, but the woman said SUNDAY.

Jokes part2

Boy: Would you be the SUN of my world?
Girl: aww. :"> yeah.

Boy: Then stay 92, 955, 877 .6 miles away from me!

Sa Hearing…

Judge: Ano ba talaga nangyari?
Erap: (di nagsasalita)
Judge: Sumagot ka sa tanong.
Erap: Naman eh!!! Kala ko ba hearing lang to??? Bakit may speaking?

PATIENT: Doc, ngano man ni malibang ko naay plema?

Doc: Ok ra na. Mas kuyaw kung pag-ubo nimo naay tae.

LOVE quotes

"Sabi nila, I deserve SOMEONE BETTER.
Sino ba kasi si  SOMEONE BETTER na yan.
Kamag-anak ba yan ni SOMEONE LIKE YOU"

They say, follow your heart.
But when your heart is in pieces,
which way are u going to follow?

Kaya mo ba akong murahin?
Kasi kung hindi, mahalin mo na lang ako.

Love is just like what Math teachers say...
"You should always be careful with the signs". 

Sana ang pag-ibig mo ay parang PAG-IKOT NG ORASAN. Laging pakanan at WALANG KALIWAANAAN.

Ang pagmamahalan ay parang Snakes & Ladders.
Gagawin mo ang lahat para magtagumpay,
pero sadyang may mga ahas lang na hihilain ka pababa..


May mga tao parang BLUETOOTH, pag nasa tabi ka nila  THEY STAY CONNECTED. 
Pero kapag wala ka they search 
FOR NEW DEVICES.

Paano mo malalaman kapag inlove ka sa isang tao?
kapag nagpapa. SMS ka,
......
SLOW MOTION SMILE

Hindi ako naniniwala sa panliligaw,
puro kaplastikan lang 'yon eh....
Dapat tunay na ikaw ang ipapakita mo na
walang tulong ng teddy bear, flowers at chocolates.

"Di porket sinabing " I LUV U " ay kikiligin ka na.
Remember: Wrong Spelling is WRONG."

Minsan kailangan nating dumistansiya.

Para makita natin kung sino ang hahanapin ka at kung sino ang hahayaan ka.

FACEBOOK STATUS(PART 2)

In hell...
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eks hell
in hell
eks hell

iksarsays ba,
para somegla!!!!

I'm thinking if I should change all my passwords to “incorrect” .. so that if I forgot it .. the computer will just tell me .. " Your password is incorrect! "

if you love me, [ c o m m e n t . ]
if you think I'm a good friend, [ l i k e . ]
if you hate me, [ m e s s a g e , & t e l l . m e . w h y. ]
if you ever had a crush on me, be honest, [ p o k e . ]


do you Wonder why the symbol of love is < 3 ?
That is because love is less than 3 and has no space for 3rd party


..did a lot of nothing yesterday, but i didn't finish, so i'm going to do it again today!

Ano ang Crush?
yan yung taong madaling titigan pero mahirap lapitan. Ü

Girl: san ka galing ?
Boy: i had an x-ray today .
Girl: oh? tapos anong resulta ?
Boy: they found you in my heart , sabi nga ng Doctor , they couldn’t take you out.
Girl: bkit naman ?
Boy: `coz I’ll die without you . ♥ 

I'm going to change my name on facebook to 'NOBODY' so that anytime I see any boring status I will 'LIKE' it. It'll say 'NOBODY LIKES THIS'.

Boob is the perfect word. Yung B para sa top view. Yung 2 o's parang front view. At yung maliit na b ay para sa sideview. Pansin mo ba? ehehehehe

After reading this sentence. You will realize that the the brain doesnt recognize the second 'the' 

Did YOU know that I really love the 2nd word of this question?

PARA SA MGA WALANG MAGAWA: TRY NIO
1. Turn on Google Maps (maps.google.com)
2. Search for 47.110579,9.227568
3. Find the green arrow, then click more.. then Street View
4. Look up 2x and look to the left 2x. Spot something in the sky....

Kung PLDT ang nakaisip ng TELEsulit, TELEtipid, TELEbabad, etc.
Sila rin ba ang nakaisip ng TELEtubbies??
kasi tignan mo:

P - Po
L - LaLa
D - Dipsy
T - Tinky Winky
HAHAHA BAKA NGA SILA.

Boy: Mahal kita. Mahal mo ba ko? Text back.
Girl: BACK. 

Hindi porket hindi na kita pinapansin, hindi ka na mahalaga,
Mahirap lang talagang pumapel sa buhay ng taong masaya na.