Thursday, November 4, 2010

Facts

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb
 


Lazy Rule #19401957294710149: you're so lazy you didn't even finish reading the number


Funny But True

When A Boy Makes Mistake
Girl Shouts At Him
Boy Says ''Sorry''
...
When A Girl Makes Mistake
Boy Shouts At Her
Girl Starts Crying
Boy Says ''Sorry"



We are very good LAWYERS for our own mistakes,
but very good judges for the mistakes of others. 


Anger is a condition in which a tongue works faster than the mind.







“The smarter the woman
gets, the more difficult for
her to find the right man.”

-oprah





IMNOWHEREFORYOU
do u read it as,
im no where for you
or
im now here for you?
Like everything in life, the way you see things depends on how you look at them.














Soldiers do not march in step when going
across bridges because they could set up
vibration which could be sufficient to knock
the bridge down.

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