Jokes part2

Boy: Would you be the SUN of my world?
Girl: aww. :"> yeah.

Boy: Then stay 92, 955, 877 .6 miles away from me!

Sa Hearing…

Judge: Ano ba talaga nangyari?
Erap: (di nagsasalita)
Judge: Sumagot ka sa tanong.
Erap: Naman eh!!! Kala ko ba hearing lang to??? Bakit may speaking?

PATIENT: Doc, ngano man ni malibang ko naay plema?

Doc: Ok ra na. Mas kuyaw kung pag-ubo nimo naay tae.

LOVE quotes

"Sabi nila, I deserve SOMEONE BETTER.
Sino ba kasi si  SOMEONE BETTER na yan.
Kamag-anak ba yan ni SOMEONE LIKE YOU"

They say, follow your heart.
But when your heart is in pieces,
which way are u going to follow?

Kaya mo ba akong murahin?
Kasi kung hindi, mahalin mo na lang ako.

Love is just like what Math teachers say...
"You should always be careful with the signs". 

Sana ang pag-ibig mo ay parang PAG-IKOT NG ORASAN. Laging pakanan at WALANG KALIWAANAAN.

Ang pagmamahalan ay parang Snakes & Ladders.
Gagawin mo ang lahat para magtagumpay,
pero sadyang may mga ahas lang na hihilain ka pababa..


May mga tao parang BLUETOOTH, pag nasa tabi ka nila  THEY STAY CONNECTED. 
Pero kapag wala ka they search 
FOR NEW DEVICES.

Paano mo malalaman kapag inlove ka sa isang tao?
kapag nagpapa. SMS ka,
......
SLOW MOTION SMILE

Hindi ako naniniwala sa panliligaw,
puro kaplastikan lang 'yon eh....
Dapat tunay na ikaw ang ipapakita mo na
walang tulong ng teddy bear, flowers at chocolates.

"Di porket sinabing " I LUV U " ay kikiligin ka na.
Remember: Wrong Spelling is WRONG."

Minsan kailangan nating dumistansiya.

Para makita natin kung sino ang hahanapin ka at kung sino ang hahayaan ka.

FACEBOOK STATUS(PART 2)

In hell...
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eks hell
in hell
eks hell

iksarsays ba,
para somegla!!!!

I'm thinking if I should change all my passwords to “incorrect” .. so that if I forgot it .. the computer will just tell me .. " Your password is incorrect! "

if you love me, [ c o m m e n t . ]
if you think I'm a good friend, [ l i k e . ]
if you hate me, [ m e s s a g e , & t e l l . m e . w h y. ]
if you ever had a crush on me, be honest, [ p o k e . ]


do you Wonder why the symbol of love is < 3 ?
That is because love is less than 3 and has no space for 3rd party


..did a lot of nothing yesterday, but i didn't finish, so i'm going to do it again today!

Ano ang Crush?
yan yung taong madaling titigan pero mahirap lapitan. Ü

Girl: san ka galing ?
Boy: i had an x-ray today .
Girl: oh? tapos anong resulta ?
Boy: they found you in my heart , sabi nga ng Doctor , they couldn’t take you out.
Girl: bkit naman ?
Boy: `coz I’ll die without you . ♥ 

I'm going to change my name on facebook to 'NOBODY' so that anytime I see any boring status I will 'LIKE' it. It'll say 'NOBODY LIKES THIS'.

Boob is the perfect word. Yung B para sa top view. Yung 2 o's parang front view. At yung maliit na b ay para sa sideview. Pansin mo ba? ehehehehe

After reading this sentence. You will realize that the the brain doesnt recognize the second 'the' 

Did YOU know that I really love the 2nd word of this question?

PARA SA MGA WALANG MAGAWA: TRY NIO
1. Turn on Google Maps (maps.google.com)
2. Search for 47.110579,9.227568
3. Find the green arrow, then click more.. then Street View
4. Look up 2x and look to the left 2x. Spot something in the sky....

Kung PLDT ang nakaisip ng TELEsulit, TELEtipid, TELEbabad, etc.
Sila rin ba ang nakaisip ng TELEtubbies??
kasi tignan mo:

P - Po
L - LaLa
D - Dipsy
T - Tinky Winky
HAHAHA BAKA NGA SILA.

Boy: Mahal kita. Mahal mo ba ko? Text back.
Girl: BACK. 

Hindi porket hindi na kita pinapansin, hindi ka na mahalaga,
Mahirap lang talagang pumapel sa buhay ng taong masaya na.