Sunday, March 18, 2012

SAYINGS

We are a good LAWYER for our own mistakes,
and a very good JUDGE for other's mistakes. >.<

"There are two types of those who seek for the TRUTH.
The ones who look for PROOFS and the ones that look for the MEANINGS."

Everyone thinks of changing the world.
but no one thinks about changing themselves.

"Ang DOG , kahit baliktarin mo ang spelling still , MAN'S BEST FRIEND."
#GOD

It's not wrong to give up and cry when you cannot take the pain already.
Remember, even clouds cry when they cannot carry the rain anymore.

"A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker. "
-Siddhartha Gautama Buddha

"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."


"Wherever you go, whatever life brings you.. Always and never forget to have perseverance in everything you do, success await for those people who are willful.."
-zero-


"Sometimes, we have to swim against the current because only dead fishes go with the flow".

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling.
-Claude Peppered


It is better to speak the truth that hurts and then heals, than falsehood that comforts and then kills.
-adrian roger

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Facebook Status Part 3

Kung FYI ba, For Your Information agad?
di ba pwedeng, Forever You and I muna ?
 

Ang RESPETO ay parang REGALO
hindi lang puro TANGGAP,
kailangan mo ring MAGBIGAY


Sana signal nalang ako ng cellphone mo.
Para naman pag nawawala ako, gumagawa ka talaga ng paraan para bumalik ako..




BF & GF talking..

 

GF: If na bibigyan ka ng chance na halikan ako, saan mo ko hahalikan?
BF: smiled and answered..
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sa SIMBAHAN.


Kapag sinabihan ka na "PLASTIK" ka, sabihin mo siya naman eh "GOMA" .
Kapag sinunog kayong daLawa, MAS MABAHO SIYA..

 
Ang buhay ko ay parang sirang lapis...POINTLESS



GF: promise me you wont love any other girl after me

BF: dko mai papangako yan .
GF: so may susunod pa pla sakin


BF: ou kamukang kamukang mupa tas tatawagin ka nyang
" MAMA "



 

Girl: Ano ang pangarap mo?
Boy: Gusto ko mapag-isa...
Girl: Suplado!



Boy: Ang puso nating dalawa.

Hindi lahat ng paulit-ulit ay nakakainis. Bakit?



Kapag sinabi ko bang MAHAL NA MAHAL NA MAHAL NA
MAHAL NA MAHAL NA MAHAL kita.
Maiinis ka ba?
Baka nga kiligin ka pa eh!!


Boy: miss magnanakaw ka ba?

Girl: bakit?

Boy: kasi nawala wallet ko! Ikaw lang katabi ko >.<


Anong krimen kaya ang gagawin ko?
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Para ma-KULONG ako sa PUSO MO...


sana hindi ka katulad ng bwan
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para hindi mo ko iwan pag dating ng araw


Kung ILOVEYOU ba apelyido ko ..

Mag lalakas loob ka ba na tawagin ang BUONG PANGALAN KO ??




Hindi porket dalawa ang kamay,
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pwede ka nang humawak ng sabay

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