Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Jokes part2

Boy: Would you be the SUN of my world?
Girl: aww. :"> yeah.

Boy: Then stay 92, 955, 877 .6 miles away from me!




Sa Hearing…

Judge: Ano ba talaga nangyari?
Erap: (di nagsasalita)
Judge: Sumagot ka sa tanong.
Erap: Naman eh!!! Kala ko ba hearing lang to??? Bakit may speaking?




PATIENT: Doc, ngano man ni malibang ko naay plema?
Doc: Ok ra na. Mas kuyaw kung pag-ubo nimo naay tae.





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