Saturday, July 30, 2011

FACEBOOK STATUS(PART 2)

In hell...
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eks hell
in hell
eks hell

iksarsays ba,
para somegla!!!!


I'm thinking if I should change all my passwords to “incorrect” .. so that if I forgot it .. the computer will just tell me .. " Your password is incorrect! "


if you love me, [ c o m m e n t . ]
if you think I'm a good friend, [ l i k e . ]
if you hate me, [ m e s s a g e , & t e l l . m e . w h y. ]
if you ever had a crush on me, be honest, [ p o k e . ]


do you Wonder why the symbol of love is < 3 ?
That is because love is less than 3 and has no space for 3rd party



..did a lot of nothing yesterday, but i didn't finish, so i'm going to do it again today!



Ano ang Crush?
yan yung taong madaling titigan pero mahirap lapitan. Ü



Girl: san ka galing ?
Boy: i had an x-ray today .
Girl: oh? tapos anong resulta ?
Boy: they found you in my heart , sabi nga ng Doctor , they couldn’t take you out.
Girl: bkit naman ?
Boy: `coz I’ll die without you . ♥ 

I'm going to change my name on facebook to 'NOBODY' so that anytime I see any boring status I will 'LIKE' it. It'll say 'NOBODY LIKES THIS'.

Boob is the perfect word. Yung B para sa top view. Yung 2 o's parang front view. At yung maliit na b ay para sa sideview. Pansin mo ba? ehehehehe

After reading this sentence. You will realize that the the brain doesnt recognize the second 'the' 



Did YOU know that I really love the 2nd word of this question?

PARA SA MGA WALANG MAGAWA: TRY NIO
1. Turn on Google Maps (maps.google.com)
2. Search for 47.110579,9.227568
3. Find the green arrow, then click more.. then Street View
4. Look up 2x and look to the left 2x. Spot something in the sky....





Kung PLDT ang nakaisip ng TELEsulit, TELEtipid, TELEbabad, etc.
Sila rin ba ang nakaisip ng TELEtubbies??
kasi tignan mo:

P - Po
L - LaLa
D - Dipsy
T - Tinky Winky
HAHAHA BAKA NGA SILA.





Boy: Mahal kita. Mahal mo ba ko? Text back.
Girl: BACK. 


Hindi porket hindi na kita pinapansin, hindi ka na mahalaga,
Mahirap lang talagang pumapel sa buhay ng taong masaya na.


Jokes

  Ipis Chalk AMO : Day, gamitin mo tong CHALK pamatay ng ipis. Sulat mo sa pader. Maid:  Yes ati. Sunod na araw, nakasulat sa padre. EPES, M...